Saturday, Apr 17th, 2010 ↓
stripedsweater:

You know what’s funny? My pickle started out in a jar, and now it’s in one again! It’s like, a pun or something!

stripedsweater:

You know what’s funny? My pickle started out in a jar, and now it’s in one again! It’s like, a pun or something!

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Tuesday, Apr 13th, 2010 ↓

Halfway Down the Stairs - A. A. Milne

Halfway down the stairs
Is a stair where I sit:
There isn’t any other stair quite like it.
I’m not at the bottom,
I’m not at the top:
So this is the stair where I always stop.

Halfway up the stairs
Isn’t up, and isn’t down.
It isn’t in the nursery, it isn’t in the town:
And all sorts of funny thoughts
Run round my head:
"It isn’t really anywhere! It’s somewhere else instead!"

Sunday, Apr 11th, 2010 ↓
incurable:

Stephan was a great dancer, but a terrible boyfriend.  He had completely forgotten about his date with Marlene last night.  He could Salsa.  He could Tango.  He could trip the light fantastic, but he sure couldn’t hold down a relationship.

Nudibranchs are so self absorbed.

incurable:

Stephan was a great dancer, but a terrible boyfriend.  He had completely forgotten about his date with Marlene last night.  He could Salsa.  He could Tango.  He could trip the light fantastic, but he sure couldn’t hold down a relationship.

Nudibranchs are so self absorbed.

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Tuesday, Apr 6th, 2010 ↓
fatandfluffy:

ykana:

andi-b:

remblr:

fuckyeahcuteanimalss:

vi.sualize.us





OH MY GOD you are fat.

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“You can lead a horticulture, but you can’t make her think.”

—Dorothy Parker
Friday, Apr 2nd, 2010 ↓
muppetmusic:

athousandcolouredlights:

Witness the amazing tshirt that I found while opshopping yesterday


Brilliant

muppetmusic:

athousandcolouredlights:

Witness the amazing tshirt that I found while opshopping yesterday

Brilliant

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Thursday, Apr 1st, 2010 ↓

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Wednesday, Mar 31st, 2010 ↓

“We live in a society exquisitely dependent on science and technology, in which hardly anyone knows anything about science and technology.”

—Carl Sagan (via bringtheruckuss) (via itsfullofstars)

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incurable:

Ever since the surgery Franklin had had a hard time expressing his emotions.

that has to be a muppet or something

incurable:

Ever since the surgery Franklin had had a hard time expressing his emotions.

that has to be a muppet or something

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blackandwtf:

via Lisa.

blackandwtf:

via Lisa.

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